I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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