I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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