you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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