Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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