The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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