I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
