And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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