Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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