We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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