you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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