He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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