Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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