He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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