I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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