I wish I could punch you in the face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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