So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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