u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
meet me or not, i'm out of control
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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