We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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