On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's rum buckets o'clock
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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