"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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