I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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