this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
