normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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