She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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