that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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