Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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