Kiss
Puke
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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