he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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