the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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