That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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