I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And then he peed in my hair
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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