You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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