what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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