On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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