I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
