Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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