at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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