No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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