Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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