thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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