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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If I die, sorry about rent.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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