Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There's even glitter on my cock...
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