i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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