SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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