Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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