Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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