operation have a gay friend backfired
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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