The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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