he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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