The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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